knok-knok-i-like-cock:


everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

bookdrunkinlove:

I dog-ear my pages. Ya’ll can fuck off if you think that makes me any less worthy to read my own books.

Jesus. I like my books to look read, be read, and generally have the overall appearance of being loved. As books are very cherished in my home. Noone else read my books besides me, so I will highlight, sticky tab, and dog-ear my pages to my hearts content.

Fuck you very much.

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

striderred:

midbloods:

It’s finally October, and you guys know what that means…

[x]

spoopy

cracked:

"Hey, he’s not Bob Newbie."
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unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with